grymshaw:

i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok

(Source: jeremyfuckyourenner, via whyhemmings)

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

(via walaakongpiso)

rlmjob:

Having a crush is so fucking annoying I wanna smash my stupid head into a cinder block

(via vodkacupcakes)

icorly:

please allow 5 to 7 business days for me to understand the joke you just made

(via ass-hleigh)

buttsarefab:

when I was in year 7 I was really weird and I had a massive crush on this boy and I said one day to a friend ‘i want to pee in his toilet’ and then a year later I was dating the same boy I had a crush on and I needed the toilet so I peed in his toilet and I only just remembered this so the moral or the story is dreams do come true

(via parisandyou)